McDonald's

It's dark, you're altered, and everything here seems familiar—a little too familiar. A large pear-shaped form beckons you to the counter; it's Grimace. He's always seemed friendly, and lately you've wondered why. Hamburglar is busily stuffing pies in his pockets, and the Fry Guys seem to be walking upside down on the ceiling. As a kid, McDonald's, with its Happy Meals, french fries, and playground, was always a blast. You never had a bad time here; and now, you're tripping (over a chair). What changed, you or Mickey D's? Who knows; and in the meantime, Grimace is becoming angry and the Hamburglar is pilfering your wallet. You don't have much time. Hurry! But you can't make out the menu! Yell “Cheeseburger! Fries! Coke!” and suddenly, everything's food, folks, and fun. Maybe nothing's changed at all... This section contains information from Harvard Student Agencies' Unofficial Guide to Life at Harvard.